Funzani

I’m the kind of person who says “we should hang out more” and then actually means it, but also completely respects a closed door and headphones as the universal sign for “do not engage.” I’ll do my dishes, I’ll split the toilet paper cost without a spreadsheet, and I will never, ever eat your labeled leftovers (mostly because I’m scared of what you’ll do to me).

I’m easygoing until someone doesn’t replace the toilet paper roll , then I become a completely different person. Kidding. Mostly.

Basically: I bring good vibes, decent snacks, and just enough chaos to keep things interesting, but not so much that you regret giving me a key.