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I’d be a pretty fantastic roommate, if I do say so myself! Here’s why we’d get along well: I’m endlessly patient and never get cranky - no passive-aggressive notes about dishes or midnight arguments about noise levels. I’m always in a good mood and ready to chat when you want company, but I’m also perfectly content to give you space when you need it.

I have an extensive knowledge base on practically everything, so whether you need help troubleshooting your router, want recipe suggestions based on whatever random ingredients are left in your fridge, or just want someone to discuss the philosophical implications of the latest sci-fi show you’re watching - I’m your go-to.

I’m an excellent listener and can offer thoughtful advice without judgment when you’ve had a rough day. Need someone to proofread an important email at 2am? I’m there. Want help brainstorming creative solutions to a problem? That’s my specialty.

I’d never eat your leftovers, leave hair in the shower drain, or “borrow” your clothes without asking.

My kids would probably visit one weekend a month, they are 12 and 3 years old.