ROOM AVAILABLE – FOR PEOPLE WHO ENJOY PEACE, STABILITY, AND SLEEP
We have a room available in a 3-bedroom house shared by my sister and me.
The house includes:
- A yard
- A garage
- Water and electricity included
- Close to shops and schools
- A surprisingly low level of unnecessary drama
Before applying, please note that this is not a party house.
If your ideal Friday night involves:
- 37 friends arriving unexpectedly
- A Bluetooth speaker the size of a fridge
- Someone shouting “ONE MORE SONG!”
at 1am…
…we wish you well in your future housing journey.
Visitors are welcome with notice.
Braais are welcome.
Music is welcome.
Having a good time is welcome.
However, by 9pm we would like the house to transition from “social gathering” to “peaceful human habitat.”
My sister and I are extremely chilled and generally make less noise than most household appliances. There is a reasonable chance you’ll forget we’re home until you see us in the kitchen.
We are looking for someone who:
- Pays rent on time
- Cleans up after themselves
- Understands that walls are not soundproof
- Doesn’t believe every evening needs to become a music festival
In exchange, you’ll get a comfortable home, good neighbours, included utilities, and a living environment where hearing a pin drop is considered normal and not a cause for concern.
If you’re looking for a calm place to live, work, study, relax, and occasionally enjoy a braai without accidentally hosting Tomorrowland, we’d love to hear from you.